Addie: (sniff sniff right in my face) Mommy, did you toot?
Me: (Surprised, awake, annoyed, turning away) No, Addie that's probably my breath...
Addie: (after a few minutes of consideration) Why yo breat mell like toots?
And that, my friends, is the best way to wake up ever.
Send Addie over here. She can see what Roofus's breath smells like... (best guess: salmon, although he's never eaten a fish...).
ReplyDeleteGood stuff. Definitely needed the laugh today!
Too funny! What a wake up. :)
ReplyDeleteThen she asked "Mommy, why yo laughing???"
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT! I love the 3's, brutal honesty mixed with a bit of crazy equals funny funny funny.
ReplyDeleteOh, man. Good belly laugh over here! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's like Azalea, with a fully serious face (as she's reading Baby Magazine), "Oh, Baby Che, does that make you hungry?"
To a picture of a woman breastfeeding.
Super cute, these little ones.